“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” Frank Zappa
“The ideal college is Mark Hopkins on one end of a log and a student on the other.” James A. Garfield
“Presidents are elected not by direct popular vote but by 538 members of the Electoral College.” Thomas E. Mann
“The professional world was much more unpleasant than I thought. I was always wishing I could get back that enthusiasm I had when I was doing shows at college.” Francis Ford Coppola
“I found college useful for a lot of other reasons. It exposed me to a great many influences I wouldn’t otherwise have encountered, and gave me a lot of time with some very intelligent people whose thoughts are still with me.” Walter J. Williams
“I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it’s taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.” Marc Maron
“I went to college, though I didn’t take many writing courses.” Walter J. Williams
“I now have two kids of my own in college, so I know how important it is that we keep the dream alive for every family and I share the concern about rising tuition costs.” Mark Kennedy
“We also knew it would be difficult, because of the financial condition of the family, for me to go to college.” Alan Shepard
“No period of my life has been one of such unmixed happiness as the four years which have been spent within college walls.” Horatio Alger
