Corny Pick Up Lines
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- My name is ____. Remember it, bcause you’ll be screaming it later.
- Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin ‘me’.
- Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
- Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
- You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.