Corny Pick Up Lines

  1. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  2. My name is ____. Remember it, bcause you’ll be screaming it later.
  3. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin ‘me’.
  4. Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
  5. Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
  6. You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

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