Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will? – Jon Bon Jovi
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus! – Louis Sachar
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory
I think we have to believe in things we don’t see. That’s really important for all of us, whether it’s your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That’s pretty much what it’s about. – James Caan
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas. – Alfred E. Smith
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. – Steven Wright
All the world is happy when Santa Claus comes. – Maud Lindsay
In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries, and 30-second media sound bites, it’s not surprising that children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus can be sent by email. – Patrick Flaherty
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. – Herbert Hoover
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want – and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven. – W.C. Fields
Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus!… There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. – Francis P. Church
Everyone thinks of God as a man – you can’t help it – Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man. – Patti Smith
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
I’m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. – Jimmy Fallon
Santa is our culture’s only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It’s a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that’s a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg
Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald’s, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there’s an element of obviously benefiting your business. – Jim Cantalupo
The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town – “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
One of the problems we have in this country is that too many adults believe in Santa Claus, and too many children don’t. – Lee Lauer
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. – Mrs. Paul M. Ell
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. – Jack Handy
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset. – James Gould Cozzens
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. – Francis Pharcellus Church
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a holiday which is filled with tedium; that many people dread the day and the obligation to give Christmas presents is a nightmare to weary, bored souls; that the children of enlightened parents no longer believe in Santa Claus; that all in all, the effort to be happy and have pleasure makes many honest hearts grow dark with despair instead of beaming with good will and cheerfulness. – Julia Peterkin
There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. – Unknown
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. – Henry Louis Mencken
Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? – Tom Armstrong
