Ex Boyfriend Quotes

  1. Thanks – because I fell out of love with you ages ago and just didn’t know how to tell you.
  2. Oh, that’s a relief because I’ve fallen in love with someone else.
  3. OK, no hard feelings – So is it OK if I date your best friend/boss/brother?
  4. That’s OK. Because I’ve been cheating on you for months.
  5. I agree we need to breakup because you don’t satisfy me sexually.
  6. I want to break up too, because I couldn’t stand another day being around you.
  7. Fine, because I haven’t been honest with you during our entire relationship.
  8. That’s fine with me. Because I want a better sex life.
  9. That’s fine with me. I’m already dating someone new, and I’m really excited about him!
  10. That’s OK, apparently a girl has to date one or two bad men first, before she finds a good one!
  11. The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.
  12. I guess you don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
  13. Well, all I can say is thankyou for being the one to show me what kind of guy I don’t want to be with.
  14. That’s fine with me – Men are like dessert. Nice, but not neccessary!
  15. Gosh you must have been reading my mind – I’ve wanted out of this crappy relationship with you for weeks now!
  16. Ok, Good luck finding someone better than me – you idiot!
  17. Oh thank goodness – now I can have some happiness in my life!
  18. Oh thank goodness – now I don’t have to pretend I’ve been happy in our relationship!
  19. That’s OK, and don’t bother telling me why – I’m happy to get the hell away from you!
  20. That’s OK – It only takes one bad boyfriend to make you realise you deserve SO much more!

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