- Thanks – because I fell out of love with you ages ago and just didn’t know how to tell you.
- Oh, that’s a relief because I’ve fallen in love with someone else.
- OK, no hard feelings – So is it OK if I date your best friend/boss/brother?
- That’s OK. Because I’ve been cheating on you for months.
- I agree we need to breakup because you don’t satisfy me sexually.
- I want to break up too, because I couldn’t stand another day being around you.
- Fine, because I haven’t been honest with you during our entire relationship.
- That’s fine with me. Because I want a better sex life.
- That’s fine with me. I’m already dating someone new, and I’m really excited about him!
- That’s OK, apparently a girl has to date one or two bad men first, before she finds a good one!
- The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.
- I guess you don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you.
- Well, all I can say is thankyou for being the one to show me what kind of guy I don’t want to be with.
- That’s fine with me – Men are like dessert. Nice, but not neccessary!
- Gosh you must have been reading my mind – I’ve wanted out of this crappy relationship with you for weeks now!
- Ok, Good luck finding someone better than me – you idiot!
- Oh thank goodness – now I can have some happiness in my life!
- Oh thank goodness – now I don’t have to pretend I’ve been happy in our relationship!
- That’s OK, and don’t bother telling me why – I’m happy to get the hell away from you!
- That’s OK – It only takes one bad boyfriend to make you realise you deserve SO much more!
