My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.
Don’t get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It’s a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you ‘play’ with them!
Every vice is only an exaggeration of a necessary and virtuous function.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in… underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
We’re taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you’ll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It’s based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it ‘hoteling’ because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man’s growth without destroying his roots.
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That’s not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don’t, but that’s ok. It’s more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.
In Memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
Our thoughts are unseen hands shaping the people we meet. Whatever we truly think them to be, that’s what they’ll become for us.
