Funny Dumb Quotes

  1. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  2. A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
  3. Please provide the date of your death.
  4. As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
  5. Being stupid is its own reward
  6. Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
  7. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
  8. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
  9. With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.
  10. I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.
  11. If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
  12. The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.
  13. Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
  14. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
  15. I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.
  16. The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
  17. Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
  18. I don’t think anyone should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.
  19. If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing
  20. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

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