Fat Tuesday is the perfect time to start eating better. Vegetarianism gives you more stamina so you can party harder.
We treat this as Mardi Gras weekend because there are a lot of celebrations occurring prior to Fat Tuesday.
“On the second Sunday of Mardi Gras, we had the largest turnout for those parades that we had ever seen on a Sunday. This Fat Tuesday’s parade drew one of the largest crowds we’ve ever seen on any Fat Tuesday.”
Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.
We have a great bunch of young ladies. We’re starting to gel in the second half.
“Tomorrow is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-Ass Friday.” –Jay Leno
“Pakistan had one of the worst natural disasters ever, up to 50,000 people dead after an earthquake this week. But of course it’s not a resort, no supermodels like the tsunami, so it doesn’t really get covered. But other nations are trying to help. They’ve offered food, medicine, corpse-sniffing dogs. New Orleans sent a volunteer team of cops to beat the crap out of survivors.” –Bill Maher
“The president said much of the aid is going towards job training. And when they heard that, the people of New Orleans rose as one and said, ‘Can we start with you?'” –Bill Maher
Dear Lord, If I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. Funny fat joke on these t-shirts and gifts. You look skinnier when you hang out with your fat friends
