- A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
- We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. (Benjamin Franklin)
- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
- My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. (Henry Ford)
- There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
- Best friends are like thighs — they are always sticking together.
- Friendship is like money — easier made than kept.
- True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
- The best mirror in the world is an old friend.
- No friend = no future = no connection = no life.
- Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life
- I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
- Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…it has no survival value. Rather, it is one of those things that gives value to survival.
- We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
- “You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” – Winnie The Pooh
- No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend” – Groucho Marx
- “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read” – Groucho Marx
- “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry S. Truman
- “The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who’ll get me a book I ain’t read.” – Abraham Lincoln
- Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain
- You’re ugly and that’s sad
- Butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye
- You can sleep when you’re dead
