funny friendship quotes

  1. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
  2. We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately. (Benjamin Franklin)
  3. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
  4. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. (Henry Ford)
  5. There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
  6. Best friends are like thighs — they are always sticking together.
  7. Friendship is like money — easier made than kept.
  8. True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.
  9. The best mirror in the world is an old friend.
  10. No friend = no future = no connection = no life.
  11. Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life
  12. I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!
  13. Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…it has no survival value. Rather, it is one of those things that gives value to survival.
  14. We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
  15. “You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” – Winnie The Pooh
  16. No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend” – Groucho Marx
  17. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read” – Groucho Marx
  18. “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry S. Truman
  19. “The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who’ll get me a book I ain’t read.” – Abraham Lincoln
  20. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain
  21. You’re ugly and that’s sad
  22. Butt jiggle is just my little way of waving goodbye
  23. You can sleep when you’re dead

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