Funny Love Letters
Would you like to do something fun and playful by giving funny love letters to your loved one? How can be more fun and exciting than receiving a surprise love letter that brings a smile to your face? So let’s do it for your partner! He/she is sure going to appreciate you a lot.
Here are some great funny love letters you can use for yourself easily. Simply put your partner’s name in it and that’s all! You now have your perfect funny letter ready…
Funny Love Letters
I Love You Now & Forever – Sample Love Letter
You are my king and my prince. You are my knight in shining armor. We have so much in common. I am so glad we like the same things like going out to eat at romantic restaurants like Morton’s and watching movies. I can’t believe you were ever shy but I am glad you broke out of your shell before you met me.
I know you have been hurt in the past and I will never hurt you like that. I am yours and you are mine forever and always. I want to die loving you. I want you to be the last man I ever kiss. I hate that we broke up that one time but I think it made up realize what we lost.
I cherish each and every day with you. You are the first thing I think of in the morning and the last thing at night. I love to hear you laugh, see you smile and watch you eat. You have a way about you. You are irresistible to me and I don’t know how anyone could let you go. I know I never will.
I didn’t used to be romantic but you bring it out of me. You have taught me so much and I admire your strength. The thing I love most about you is how you can change my mood from sad to happy. I love going places with you like weddings, the beach and walking. I am yours for as long as you will have me.
Yes, I Love You – Sample Love Letter
I love you. Since you came into my _______, I’ve looked forward to each ________, the early morning, with you in my ______, the _______ skies with us beneath a zillion stars, _______ me.
You make me feel ________ as no one else ______. I like the person I am when I’m _____ you. You bring out a part of _____ I never knew existed, a part that was born with our first _____.
You made me _______; now I have a reason to _____; now I have a cause, a reason to believe in all the wonderful _____ life has to ______. You took my _____ and drew me into the _____, and you saw in me all the qualities that no one else had ever _______.
You gave me ______, _______, _______, and _______. Yes, I love you, for all these ________ and so much more. I love you for being yourself, and I love you because of the person you made me.
Funny Love Letter
Dearest Ms Sarah,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Monday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Very Funny Love Letter: Read Between the Lines!
1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”
However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning-only to read 184.108.40.206.9.11.13… (Odd Numbers).
Now try reading it again – only odd numbers this time.
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