Funny Movie Quotes

  1. The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in ‘Love and Death’
  2. I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way. Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’
  3. Old age. It’s the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don’t look forward to being cured of. Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in ‘Citizen Kane’
  4. Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven’t got a brain… only straw.Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right. ‘Wizard of Oz’
  5. Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland. A Hard Day’s Night
  6. Gentlemen. You can’t fight in here. This is the War Room. President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in ‘Dr. Strangelove’
  7. Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn’t kill him, then who did, sir?Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. ‘Silence of the Lambs’
  8. You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. Groucho in ‘Duck Soup’
  9. Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I’m a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world. ‘Casablanca’
  10. Oh. If I just wasn’t a lady. What wouldn’t I tell that varmint. Scarlett (Vivian Leigh) in ‘Gone With The Wind’

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