Inspiring Funny Love Quotes
Funny love quotes
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
- When you’re a teenager and you’re in love, it’s obvious to everyone but you and the person you’re in love with. John Scalzi
- Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner
- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Honore de Balzac
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
- We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. Nick Faldo
- Marriage: A word which should be pronounced “mirage”. Herbert Spencer
- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. Mickey Rooney
- There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it. Lily Tomlin
- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. Rita Rudner
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
- Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery
- Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. Henry Louis Mencken
- A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Woodrow Wyatt
- I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. Mae West
- Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman
- If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin
- I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common? Ashleigh Brilliant
- Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
- Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. Cass Daley
- What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey
- I hate work. That’s why I got married. Peg Bundy
- Before marriage, a man yearns for a woman. Afterwards the “y” is silent. A. Clarke
- In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. Mignon McLaughlin
