Inspiring Funny Love Quotes

Funny love quotes

  1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
  2. When you’re a teenager and you’re in love, it’s obvious to everyone but you and the person you’re in love with. John Scalzi
  3. Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner
  4. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Honore de Balzac
  5. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
  6. We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. Nick Faldo
  7. Marriage: A word which should be pronounced “mirage”. Herbert Spencer
  8. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. Mickey Rooney
  9. There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it. Lily Tomlin
  10. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. Rita Rudner
  11. I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
  12. Love is being stupid together. Paul Valery
  13. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. Henry Louis Mencken
  14. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. Woodrow Wyatt
  15. I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them. Mae West
  16. Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman
  17. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin
  18. I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common? Ashleigh Brilliant
  19. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
  20. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give. Cass Daley
  21. What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. Pearl Bailey
  22. I hate work. That’s why I got married. Peg Bundy
  23. Before marriage, a man yearns for a woman. Afterwards the “y” is silent. A. Clarke
  24. In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. Mignon McLaughlin

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