- I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.
- I’m going fast.
- No ma’am. I haven’t seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he’s out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.
- Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said… I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. – Ricky Bobby
- I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.
- I’m going fast.
- I’m embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it. – Ricky Bobby
- I’d love to sign your baby! – Ricky Bobby
- Hey! It’s me, America! – Ricky Bobby
- Man, what the hell are you talking about? – Ricky Bobby
- Susan you gotta watch it when I get into autograph mode! – Ricky Bobby
- Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America. – Ricky Bobby
- I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you. – Ricky Bobby
- Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch? – Ricky Bobby
- Please be 18. – Ricky Bobby
- Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway? – Ricky Bobby
- Cal, that’s a real nice sentiment. That’s about one of the nicest things you ever said. – Ricky Bobby
- I get emotional. You guys are workin’ so hard, and I’m just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment. – Ricky Bobby
- No ma’am. I haven’t seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he’s out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.
- I wanna go fast! – Ricky Bobby
- Cal, that is a new house! It just has a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it! – Ricky Bobby
- Get back, I’ll windmill ya. – Ricky Bobby
- Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt! – Ricky Bobby
- Oh hey, I’m Ricky Bobby. – Ricky Bobby
- Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. – Ricky Bobby
- Reese: You got big. How long’s it been? Three, four months?
- Ricky: Ten years.
- Reese: Ten years? Man, I’ve gotta lay off the peyote.
- It’s the fastest who gets paid and it’s the fastest who gets laid.
- Always remember, if you ain’t first, you’re last.
- See you when you’re grown up.
- You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
- You don’t drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.
- Now, there’s nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity.
