Ricky Bobby Quotes

  1. I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.
  2. I’m going fast.
  3. No ma’am. I haven’t seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he’s out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.
  4. Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said… I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. – Ricky Bobby
  5. I wanna go fast. I wanna go fast.
  6. I’m going fast.
  7. I’m embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it. – Ricky Bobby
  8. I’d love to sign your baby! – Ricky Bobby
  9. Hey! It’s me, America! – Ricky Bobby
  10. Man, what the hell are you talking about? – Ricky Bobby
  11. Susan you gotta watch it when I get into autograph mode! – Ricky Bobby
  12. Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America. – Ricky Bobby
  13. I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you. – Ricky Bobby
  14. Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch? – Ricky Bobby
  15. Please be 18. – Ricky Bobby
  16. Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway? – Ricky Bobby
  17. Cal, that’s a real nice sentiment. That’s about one of the nicest things you ever said. – Ricky Bobby
  18. I get emotional. You guys are workin’ so hard, and I’m just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment. – Ricky Bobby
  19. No ma’am. I haven’t seen my daddy in years. But my mama says he’s out racing cars and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.
  20. I wanna go fast! – Ricky Bobby
  21. Cal, that is a new house! It just has a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it! – Ricky Bobby
  22. Get back, I’ll windmill ya. – Ricky Bobby
  23. Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt! – Ricky Bobby
  24. Oh hey, I’m Ricky Bobby. – Ricky Bobby
  25. Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. – Ricky Bobby
  26. Reese: You got big. How long’s it been? Three, four months?
  27. Ricky: Ten years.
  28. Reese: Ten years? Man, I’ve gotta lay off the peyote.
  29. It’s the fastest who gets paid and it’s the fastest who gets laid.
  30. Always remember, if you ain’t first, you’re last.
  31. See you when you’re grown up.
  32. You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more goddamn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.
  33. You don’t drive with your eyes, you drive with your heart.
  34. Now, there’s nothing like driving to avoid jail. Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity.

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