Short Funny Quotes

  1. “I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
  2. “People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,” Calvin.
  3. “Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.” Short and funny quote by, Clifton Fadiman.
  4. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope
  5. “A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.” Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan
  6. “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin
  7. “Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.” .
  8. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
  9. “A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.” Short Funny Quote by, Unknown.
  10. “Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” Short Funny Quote by, Anonymous.
  11. “Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.” – Eric Sevareid
  12. “The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.” – Jacob August Riis

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