Silly Love Quotes

Are you looking for silly love quotes to be playful and have fun? Here are some funny silly love quotes for you.

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
— George Bernard Shaw

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
— Basta

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
— Oscar Wilde

For the love of God, folks, don’t do this at home.
— David Letterman

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin

There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.
— John Kenneth Galbraith

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
— Fred Allen

I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme, but money gives me pleasure all the time.
— Hilaire Belloc

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
— Honore De Balzac

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
— Mort Sahl

Love is blind — marriage is the eye-opener.
— Pauline Thomason

I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand.
— Linus

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
— Helen Rowland

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
H.L. Mencken quotes

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
George Bernard Shaw quotes

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw quotes

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
Israel Zangwill quotes

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Bertrand Russell quotes

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of AIDS than I ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which I spent my life.
Anthony Perkins quotes

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
Jerome K. Jerome quotes

Don’t let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Anthony Trollope quotes

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
Anthony Trollope quotes

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.
Cole Porter quotes

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
Charles Schulz quotes

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
Charles Schulz quotes

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Bailey quotes

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore quotes

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.
Aphra Behn quotes

I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.
Vincent Gallo quotes

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