- Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. ~ Unknown
- Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith
- Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special. ~ Unknown
- Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ~ Woody Allen
- ‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’
- ‘Women with pasts interest men… they hope history will repeat itself.’
- ‘My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.’
- ‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’
- ‘Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.’