Snookie Quotes

“(On fried pickles) This puts pickles on a whole ‘nother level.”

“I feel like I’m gonna be like a tornado. I’m just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.”

“This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side.”

“I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.”

“I really don’t want to cheat, like seriously, I don’t want to.. but if you’re gonna hand me a bottle of friggin’ SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.”

“I was wearing my corset, I look slutty, but I don’t give a fuck. I can wear whatever the fuck I want.”

“My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe. Is that normal?”

“I love bowling so I wanna, like, school all these kids.”

“I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles.”

“I’m not trashy, unless I drink too much.”

“I think my crotch is sticking out.”

“If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he’s a nice guy, he’s gotta be clean.”

“I’m not a guido, I’m a guidette.”

“It’s A.C. bitch. What happens in A.C. stays in A.C.”

* Snooki: Can I have a roll please? * The Situation: Don’t worry, you got a couple.

“I wanted to stab him in the fucking eyeball with my fork.”

“I delivered a friggin’ calf from a cow!”

“You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian. Like that’s my soul. Like I fuckin’ like, save animals. Like that’s what I do.”

“He’s Irish and he talks like a cowboy, and I always go for the Italian guys so it’s weird for me to like him.”

“For now, hang out with the whole group and let’s just go wild like let’s just blow it out of the water.”

“I was kinda getting like annoyed with Sammi because like, the way like, she like, talks sometimes like, she can be a real bitch and she doesn’t even like realize it.”

“Don’t bring home any fuckin’ elephants like that ever again.”

“This one girl starts like charging me like a fuckin’ hippo.”

“I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear.”

“I came home when they were putting in the lobsters, i was like yo, are those real? That’s disgusting, I’m a vet tech. Like, I save animals, I don’t kill them.”

“I never expected to ever get hit by a guy, ever.”

“It wasn’t, like, sexual, it’s fucking house music.”

“I am a princess at home. Like, I am the fucking princess of fucking Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody. I’m like emotionally exhausted.”

“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice juiced hot tanned guy and live my life.”

“Tofu. I thought that was like touche. I didn’t know it was food.”

“I’m a whore. I made out with Pauly, I made out with Mike, and tried to have sex with Vinny, so whatever.”

I’m fat waaaah I’m about to eat a sausage right now. F*CK YOU ALL!!

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience

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