- That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
- When you love someone, you just do. There are no maybe’s, no but’s, and no why’s.
- Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with yo
- Dear Math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone
- I don’t depend on people anymore because I’m tired of being disappointed
- That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up
- Figuring out what you should do now. > Wondering what you should do later.
- “Success” depends on the second letter
- Profile Pictures = How your friend wants to look. Tagged photos = How your friend actually looks
- That awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is the date and your name
- Let’s play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare because no one knows how to tell the truth anymore
- Having only one facial expression and pose for every single picture so you don’t look like a deformed potato
- Forgetting someone is easy. The only difficult part is to forget the memories we’ve made with that person
- I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
- We hurt people that love us and love people that hurt us, perhaps this is why we are never truly satisfied with what we have.
- When a girl says “It’s okay” “I’m fine” or “Don’t worry about it” – It’s not okay. She’s not fine. And you should definitely worry about it.
- A boyfriend shouldn’t just be a boyfriend. To have it happier and more worthwhile, he should also be your very best friend.
- If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from within, NOT from men.
- I hate that horribly awkward moment when a guy hits your boob by accident.
- That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.
- I like Super Mario. He’s like, “I’m maaarrio; I’m a Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican”
- When you’re talking and you accidentally make something rhyme so you’re just like, “OMG! That rhymed!!”
- That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like you’re talking to yourself.
- If I was stranded on a desert island and could only bring one thing, I would bring Dora. That bitch has everything in her backpack.
- You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think.
- That awkward moment when you post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious. -.-
- That exciting moment when movies/books use your birth date for something
- The awkward moment when you’re smiling at your phone/computer and your parents ask who you’re talking to.
- That moment when someone is crying and you are trying your hardest not to laugh
- “Would you like a table?” “No, not at all! I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for five please.”
- Admit it, you get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your facebook picture or status
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