Tyler The Creator Quotes

  1. I don’t need it but I still take the cars and the girls. Went from bout gettin’ the money to about gettin’ the world.
  2. My moms gone, that fuckin broad will never understand me Im not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin (What you think of Hayley Williams?) F-ck her, Wolf Haley robbin
  3. Ill crash that f-ckin airplane at that faggot n-gga B.o.B is in and stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus and wont stop until the cops come in.
  4. Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant gold retrievers. All I want, f-ck money, diamonds and bitches, dont need em.
  5. Where the fat ones at, I got somethin to feed em In some cookin books the black kids never wanted to read em.
  6. Got all the black bitches mad cause my main bitch vanilla. She tryna get her groove back like Stella, grab the umbrella. When it comes to your perception of my shit, I’m Helen Keller.
  7. Like Wolverine stepson attacking a deadly weapon. I’m opening a church to sell coke and Led Zeppelin.
  8. We can chill and I can act like I dont wanna fuck. You can tell me all your problems like I really give one.
  9. Meet me by the lake around 10 and skinny dippin and then. We can begin the pretend game, I wanna be Finn from Adventure in Time.
  10. I finally got the courage to ask you on a date. So just say yes, let the future fall into place.
  11. My self respect I leave that In the lost and found where the black girls get their weaves back.
  12. Our relationship was like my music, chopped up, screwed up.
  13. I’m like a chromosome i always ex ’em, like wolverine steps in attackin a deadly weapon, i’m openin a church to sell coke and led zeppelin.
  14. I’m not an asshole I just don’t give a fuck a lot.
  15. Odd Future Wolf Gang, Wu-Tang bangin in your system, prolly bangin in your sister with my children swimmin in her system.
  16. I ain’t even killed myself yet, and I already want my life back.
  17. I don’t need it but I still take the cars and the girls. Went from bout gettin’ the money to about gettin’ the world.
  18. Yo, I’m fucking Goldilocks up in the forest. In the three bear house eating their mothafuckin’ porridge.
  19. In my basement, and keep that bitch locked up in my storage. Rape her and record it, then edit it with more shit.
  20. Jesus called, he said hes sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin, this isnt a f-ckin hotline. For a f-ckin shrink, sheesh I already got mine.
  21. Im a f-ckin walkin paradox, no Im not. Threesomes with a fuckin triceratops, Reptar Rappin as Im mockin deaf rock stars.
  22. Wearin synthetic wigs made of Anwars dreadlocks. Bedrock, harder than a muthaf-ckin Flintstone. Makin crack rocks outta pissy n-gga fishbone.
  23. The night light hits off, turnin kisses to bites. Im a down to earth nigga with intentions thats right.
  24. I just wanna drag youre lifeless body to the forest and fornicate with it but thats because Im in love with Youcunt.
  25. I finally got the courage to ask you on a date. So just say yes, let the future fall into place.
  26. Here’s the number to my therapist (Shit). Tell him all your problems, he’s fuckin’ awesome with listenin’
  27. They say success is the best revenge, ao I beat DeShay up with the stack of magazines I’m in.
  28. I like my girls smart, skinny, kinda poptart.
  29. When it comes to your perception of my shit i’m hellen keller.

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