Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.
As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.
I do love a locker room. It smells like potential.
I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.
If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.
You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.
If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.
I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.
I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.
It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.
If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.
Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.
Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.
I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.
There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.
I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we.
If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.
I’ve never been embarrassed about having streaks in my drawers. You know, it’s all part of growing up.
Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!
This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it, either.
It’s kind of like back in the ’80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.’
Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.
Hey, hey, hey! If we see each other in our dreams. Let’s goof around a little bit, pretend like we don’t know each other.
Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing you do all day, but I need a favor.
When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.
Walton: How do you take your tea? Ted: Well, normally right back to the counter because there’s been a terrible mistake.
Walton: Do you believe in ghosts? Ted: I do, but more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves.
I always thought that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. It’s horrible. No, thank you.
Even Woody and Buzz got under each other’s plastic.
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it.
Don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.
I know change can be scary. One minute, you are playing freeze tag out there at recess with all your buddies. Next thing you know, you’re getting zits, your voice gets low. And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk to check and see how your project’s going, you feel all squiggly inside.
I think that’s what it’s all about. Embracing change.
One more person says something to me and Beard don’t understand. I’m gonna have one of my son’s classic temper tantrums. It’s basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, you know, like, I don’t know, ‘dummy head’ or ‘poo-poo face’ ‘pee-pee fingers.’
Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus.
I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad. And that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.
All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.
If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.
You gonna give me the cold shoulder and the silent treatment. That’s a combo. Does it come with a medium drink?
I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.
Smells like potential.
Seems like a smurf with an attitude would be a lot of fun to watch.
Sounds to me like someone’s trapped inside life’s most complicated shape. A love triangle. Second place of course is the ‘I just walked in on my mother-in-law changing into her swimsuit dodecahedron.’
You tore your butt. That’s nothing to be ashamed of.
Knock-a-doodle-doo!
Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.
I think if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothin you can’t get through together.
Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons on the rough and tumble playgrounds of Bookridge Elementary School. One, if little Ronnie Fouch offers you a candy bar, you immediately say no and get the hell out of there cause there’s a good chance that little son of a gun has pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. Number two, teacher tells a bully not to pick on someone, it’s just gonna make it worse.
I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside. (Long pause) It was the mob.
If you would have told me that I’d be drinking tea at three o’clock every day… about a year ago… I would have punched you in the mouth.
In my mind, you gotta have three things to be a Premier League team. 1) You gotta play physical. 2) you gotta give 100 percent until the final whistle and 3) you gotta be sponsored by a Middle-Eastern airline.
How many countries are in this country?
Be curious. Not judgmental.
You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam.
Jamie Tartt: Coach, I’m me. Why would I want to be anything else? Ted: I’m not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
Hey, takin’ on a challenge is a lot like ridin’ a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.
This woman right here is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it, either.
Coach Beard: Why you windin’ him up? Ted: Because he’s the one, coach. If we’re gonna make an impact here, the first domino needs to fall right inside of that man’s heart.
For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.
I like the idea of someone becoming rich because of what they gave to the world, not just because of who their family is.
Little girls are mysterious. And silly and powerful. I gave up trying to figure them out years ago.
I want you to know, I value each of your opinions, even when you’re wrong.
Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson — on a high!
When it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece.
I’m looking forward to the definition of relegation.
Ties and no playoffs? Why do you even do this?
Come on Rob! You gotta get it in there to get three points!
Will you explain to me how that was offside? No! I’m asking you. Seriously! Explain offside to me. It makes no sense.
That right there, that’s a scone. Tastes like a muffin except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don’t believe in themselves.
That’s the funny thing about coincidences, ain’t it? Sometimes they just happen.
Coach, I got feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.
You could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football.
I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.
As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.
Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.
If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.
I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible. No, thank you.
Tea is horrible. Absolute garbage water. I don’t know why y’all do that.
If you would have told me that I’d be drinking tea at 3 o’clock every day, about a year ago… I would have punched you in the mouth.
Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when us tourist folks aren’t around, y’all know it tastes like garbage? You don’t love it. It’s pigeon sweat.
On whether or not he believes in ghosts: I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?
Back where I’m from, you try to end a game in a tie; well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse.
On famous soccer players: You got Ronaldo and the fellow who bends it like himself.
We’re gonna call this drill ‘The Exorcist’ ’cause it’s all about controlling possession.
You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. Y’know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish.
If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.
I’m not sure what y’all’s smallest unit of measurement is here, but that’s about how much headway I made.
On Rebecca: She’s got some fences, alright, but you just gotta hop over ’em.
Explaining the offside rule in soccer: I’m gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography. It ain’t easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.
I think I literally have a better understanding of who killed Kennedy than what is offside… It was the mob.
Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there, you’re just 1 of 11. And if you just figure out someway to turn that ‘me’ into ‘us’…the sky’s the limit for you.
I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat.
On Rebecca attending team branding meetings: I always feel so bad for the cows, but you gotta do it; otherwise, they get lost. That was a branding joke. If we were in Kansas right now, I’d just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing.
For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.
If I didn’t have any confidence, I never would’ve worn pajamas to my prom and ended up in jail the rest of that night.
You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like ’em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ’em in one piece, you hear?
Here’s an idea that’s gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Who needs a drink?
You know how they say that ‘youth is wasted on the young’? Well, I say don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you. I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it.
On scones: It’s like a muffin, except it sucks all the spit out of your mouth.
Coach Beard’s views on romantic relationships are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak. You know, you spend any more than five minutes on one — it loses its flavor.
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.
I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.
What I can tell you is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever.
I think one of the neatest things about being a coach is the connection you get to make with your players. That’s a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass.
Sounds to me like someone’s trapped inside life’s most complicated shape: a love triangle. Second place of course is the ‘I just walked in on my mother-in-law changing into her swimsuit’ dodecahedron.
On the Diamond Dogs: It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.
On gambling: Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to fettuccine Alfredo, that’s a little rich for my blood.
Guys have underestimated me my entire life. And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me. But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school, and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman, and it was painted on the wall there. It said, ‘Be curious, not judgmental.’ I like that.
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?
Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high.
If y’all were really introverts, you would’ve been quiet as a church mouse. Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. Those turkeys won’t shut up.
Divorce is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re the one leaving or if…you’re the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.
I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.
All right, fellas, you gotta remember, your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.
We all know speed is important. But being able to stop and change directions quickly? Well, that’s like Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak. It don’t get nearly enough credit.
Ice cream’s the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel live. Never disappoints.
If God wanted games to end in a tie, She wouldn’t have invented numbers, all right?
The idea behind every trick play is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii.
On Jamie: That’s a special young man right there. Got talent for days, works hard, and he’s got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover. I’m always rootin’ for him.
So I’ve been hearing this phrase y’all got over here that I ain’t too crazy about. ‘It’s the hope that kills you.’ Y’all know that? I disagree, you know? I think it’s the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief.
Look, we are not playing for a tie. Ain’t nobody here gonna kiss their sister…which is an American phrase that I’m now realizing does not exist here, and that’s good, ’cause it’s creepy, and I hate it myself; I don’t know why I said it.
This is a sad moment right here. For all of us. And there ain’t nothing I can say, standing in front of you right now, that can take that away. But please do me this favor, will you? Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. Yeah? Look at everybody else in here. And I want you to be grateful that you’re going through this sad moment with all these other folks. Because I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad, and that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t nobody in this room alone. Let’s be sad now. Let’s be sad together. And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. Onward. Forward.
There’s two buttons I never like to hit, alright? And that’s ‘panic’ and ‘snooze.’
It’s funny to think about the things in your life that can make you cry just knowing that they existed, can then become the same thing that make you cry knowing that they’re now gone.
I haven’t seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser.
I shouldn’t bring an umbrella to a brainstorm.
Hey, you two are like Frank Sinatra and Ava Gardner, you know? Or, uh, Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow. Or Frank and… Actually, you know what? I’m starting to realize that Ol’ Blue Eyes might’ve skewed mercurial.
There’s a bunch of crazy stuff on Twitter. Heck, someone made an account for my mustache.
I’ve never met someone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em, and they all live in this godless place called Santa Monica.
Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing.
On Roy’s excessive swearing: It’s kinda like all the nipples in that movie Showgirls. Halfway through, you don’t even notice. You just kinda get sucked into the narrative.
You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51.
Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.
You should do a TED Talk, ’cause right now you’re getting a whole heap of ‘Ted listen.’
Like I always say, sometimes the best stew is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight ’cause you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.
On England’s healthcare system: You’re telling me I could shatter every bone in my body, someone could just drop me off in front of any old hospital, dumped into a garbage can or something, and y’all patch me up, and I don’t have to pay jack squat? I tell you, I love this country.
I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat.
On limbo: Great party game, horrible relationship status.
And finally, You say impossible, but all I hear is ‘I’m possible’
“If God would have wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.”
“I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.”
“Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson—on a high!”
“You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51.”
“If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.”
“I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. It’s horrible. No, thank you.”
“Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.”
“It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.”
“So I’ve been hearing this phrase y’all got over here that I ain’t too crazy about. ‘It’s the hope that kills you.’ Y’all know that? I disagree, you know? I think it’s the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief.”
“Little tip for y’all. Fries are called chips. Chips are called crisps. And bangers aren’t great songs, but they do make you feel like dancing because they’re so darn tasty.”
“This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it either.”
“I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.”
“Boy, I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual as to why they’re nuts.”
“Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons on the rough and tumble playgrounds of Bookridge Elementary School. One, if little Ronnie Fouch offers you a candy bar, you immediately say no and get the hell out of there cause there’s a good chance that little son of a gun has pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. Number two, teacher tells a bully not to pick on someone, it’s just gonna make it worse.”
“Here’s an idea that’s gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Who needs a drink?”
“We all know speed is important. But being able to stop and change directions quickly? Well, that’s like Kanye’s 808s & Heartbreak. It don’t get nearly enough credit.”
“Takin’ on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doin’ it, you’re probably doin’ it wrong.”
“I like my water like Kyrie Irving likes his Earth. Flat.”
“I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.”
“You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like ‘em just like my mother’s bathing suits. I only wanna see ‘em in one piece, you hear?”
“If y’all were really introverts, you would’ve been quiet as a church mouse. Unless that church was Westboro Baptist. Those turkeys won’t shut up.”
Quotes From Ted Lasso Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted Four- Beard & Nate Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
He thinks he’s mad now, wait til we win him over. -Ted Lasso
He’ll. Be. Furious. – Beard
Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is to go right between his legs. -s
You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It’s a gold fish. Know why? It’s got a 10 second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam.
I’m sorry Nate I have real tricky time hearing people who don’t believe in themselves. Do you think this idea would work?
Show him the strut coach. – quote from Ted Lasso
Put the game before the dame, huh? – Ted
Quotes From Ted Lasso Season 2
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Best s Season 1
Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? -Rebecca
I do. But more importantly I think they need to believe in themselves. -Ted
The fellow with the big Mickey Mouse hands by the net – Ted
How many countries are in this country? -Ted
Four- Beard & Nate
Kinda like America these days. – Ted
I do love a locker room. Smells like potential. Am I getting notes of axe body spray? – Ted
Ted Lasso Quotes
“Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong.” Ted Lasso
“Coach, I got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” Ted Lasso
“If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, can’t wait to unpack that with you later.” Ted Lasso
“I always thought tea was going to taste like hot brown water. And do you know what? I was right.” Ted Lasso
“You could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football.” Ted Lasso
“I do love a locker room. It smells like potential.” Keeley Jones
“I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.” Ted Lasso
“As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.” Ted Lasso
“You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? It’s got a 10-second memory.” Ted Lasso
“If the internet has taught us anything, it’s that sometimes it’s easier to speak our minds anonymously.” Keeley Jones
“That Rebecca is an intimidating and very tall woman.” Ted Lasso
“A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile to me.” Ted Lasso
“I think that you might be so sure that you’re one in a million, that sometimes you forget that out there you’re just one in 11.” Ted Lasso
“This woman is strong, confident, and powerful. Boss, I tell you, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able take my eyes off of it either.” Trent Crim, The Independent
“If the Lasso way is wrong, it’s hard to imagine being right.” Roy Kent
“Call me old one more time.” Ted Lasso
“Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my counter.” Keeley Jones
“I’m sort of famous for being almost famous.” Ted Lasso
“Little tip for y’all. Fries are called chips. Chips are called crisps. And bangers aren’t great songs, but they do make you feel like dancing because they’re so darn tasty.” Ted Lasso
“It’s kind of like back in the 80s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good.’” Dani Rojas
“Football is life!” Ted Lasso
“I feel like we fell out of the lucky tree and hit every branch on the way down, ended up in a pool of cash and Sour Patch Kids.”
“We’re Richmond ‘til we die, we’re Richmond ‘til we die. We know we are, we’re sure we are. We’re Richmond ‘til we die.” Ted Lasso
“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t want to hear it.” Ted Lasso
“It’s just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.” Ted Lasso
“If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.” Ted Lasso
“Your body is like day-old rice. If it ain’t warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.” Rebecca Welton
“I lost my way for a minute, but I’m on the road back.” Roy Kent
“It’s more than a game to me. It’s all I’ve ever known. It’s who I am. It’s all I am.” Ted Lasso
“Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.” Ted Lasso
“Every disadvantage has its advantage.” Ted Lasso
“I promise you there is something worse out there than being sad, and that’s being alone and being sad.” Ted Lasso
“There’s two buttons I never like to hit: that’s panic and snooze.” Ted Lasso
“I shouldn’t bring an umbrella to a brainstorm.” Dr. Sharon Fieldstone
“As good as you are at your job, I’m twice as good at mine.” Jamie Tartt
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” Ted Lasso
“What do you say we do what the man says and make today our masterpiece?” Leslie Higgins
“I suppose the best brand is being yourself.” Jamie Tartt
“What better thing to spend money on than love?” Roy Kent
“I believe in communism. Rom-communism, that is.” Dani Rojas
“I don’t drink coffee. My mother always says I was born caffeinated.” Ted Lasso
“I came here tonight, because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life coaching with somebody, you want the rest of your life to begin asap.” Roy Kent
“Does my face look like it’s in the mood for shape-based jokes?”
