The joy of brightening a child’s heart creates the magic of Christmas. – W.C. Jones
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it ‘white’. – Bing Crosby
Christmas is a spark that ignites in someone’s heart. – Unknown
Take Christ out of Christmas, and December becomes the bleakest and most colorless month of the year. – A.F. Wells
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles. – Anonymous
I love Christmas. I really do love Christmas. I love being with my family, and I love snow. I love the music and the lights and all of it. – Christina Applegate
Keeping Christmas is good, but sharing it with others is even better. – Anonymous
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. – Charles Schulz
I knew I’d caught a glimpse of heaven’s love, as he thanked me and ran out I knew that God had sent that little boy to remind me just what Christmas is all about. – Christmas Shoes
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing. – Unknown
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year. – Thomas Tusser
Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words. – Harlan Miller
Prancer: Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Santa: Because they are my star bucks.
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts. – Lenora Mattingly Weber
Let’s approach Christmas with an expectant hush, rather than a last- minute rush. – Unknown
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. – Mary Ellen Chase
The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. – Unknown
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. – Eric Sevareid
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. – Kin Hubbard
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there’s the Uncle Fred precint and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in. – Marcelene Cox
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno
Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? – Tom Armstrong
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. – Victor Borge
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them. – P.J. O’Rourke
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. – Unknown
The threat of Christmas hung in the air, visible already in the fretful look of passersby as they readied themselves for the meaningless but necessary rites of false jovialities and ill-considered gifts. – Peter Dickinson
When life gives you lemons put them in a box with a friut cake and re-gift them! – Lance Travis
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. – Katharine Whitehorn
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer… Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? – Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. – Unknown
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. – P.J. O’Rourke
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts. – Unknown
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet. – Unknown
