I am not the boss of my house. I don’t know when I lost it. I don’t know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss’s job and I do not want it.
What if “the hokey pokey” is REALLY what it’s all about?
The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.
If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth.
I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Every wall is a door.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
The best thing about animals is they don’t talk much.
Dear Sir, Your profession has, as usual, destroyed your brain.
It is better to be killed than frightened to death.
