“If you’re not living for something you would die for, then maybe you’re not really living” ~ Lacey Mosley, of Flyleaf
“Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it.” ~ Helen Keller
“Instead of weeping when a tragedy occurs in a songbird’s life, it sings away its grief. I believe we could well follow the pattern of our feathered friends.” ~ Robert S. Walker
“The soul would have no rainbows had the eyes no tears.”
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” ~ Ghandi
“You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.” ~ Ziggy
“We are doomed to choose, and every choice may entail an irreparable loss.” ~ Isaiah Berlin
“Waves of pain reveal a pearl of joy.” ~ Candis Fancher
“Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in life has a purpose.” ~ Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
“Too much of a good thing is wonderful.” ~ Mae West
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” ~ Henry Ford
“For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn’t go away.” ~ Philip K. Dick
“Politics is for people who have a passion for living life, but lack a passion for living it.” ~ Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, by Tom Robbins
“When you get stuck in the past, you deny yourself your future potential.” ~ Ramtha
“Accept your genius and say what you think.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero. (Seize the day, put little trust in tomorrow.)” ~ Horace
“Know what you’re made of” ~ Barbie, on being plastic
“To err is human; To forgive, divine.” ~ Alexander Pope
“It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.” ~ W. Edwards Deming
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. ~Will Ferrell
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say “Nobody Likes This”.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.
The teacher asks Timmy “why is your cat at school today?” Timmy says, crying, “Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.’ so I’m saving him!”
Wife: “Honey, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear..” Husband: “kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..”
You may think I’m a loser, but to my goldfish I am “THE GOD OF FLAKES.”
Does a prostitute file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
I feel like getting some work done, so I’m going to sit here until the feeling passes.
If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ’em to fuck with you.
If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand – it’s fun while you’re doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men…
…condom says to the tampon, “You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!” The tampon replies, “When you don’t do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!”
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
“All you do is sit on Facebook all day” Lies. I sit on the chair.
“Username or Password incorrect.” TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
God puts people in your life for a reason, and removes them from your life for a better reason.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Don’t ever think you’re nothing because somewhere along the line, there’s going to be someone who thinks you’re everything.
Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.
I like it when you smile but I love it when I`m the reason..
How can you move forward if you keep regretting the past?
Whenever you are stressed,eat chocolates,sweets etc, because when stressed is spelled backwards it becomes ‘DESSERTS’.
If someone has something bad to say about you, it’s probably because they have nothing good to say about themselves..
Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do. ~ Benjamin Spock
The best way to predict the future is to invent it. ~ Alan Kay
Nobody ever died of laughter. ~ Max Beerbohm
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. ~ Carl Sagan
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy. ~ Cynthia Nelms
There are two ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it, or be the mirror who reflects it. ~ Edith Wharton
Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. ~ Kurt Vonnegut
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right. ~ Isaac Asimov
Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer. ~ Ernest Holmes
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
“Anyone who has been tortured, remains tortured.” ~ Primo Levi, The Drowned and the Saved
“We are, all of us, searching for something that’s worth everything. Something that makes us feel whole and gives us hope and love.” ~ Karleen Young
“Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” ~ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare
“A chain is no stronger than it’s weakest link, and life is after all a chain.” ~ William James
“Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.” ~ RENT, by Jonathan Larson
“We choose, therefore we are.” ~ Amit Goswami
“Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.” ~ Hindu Spiritual
“We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.” ~ Charles Swindoll
“The unexamined life is not worth living.” ~ Socrates
“Life is ridiculous! You should have sex on your birthday!” ~ Courtney Love, in “200 Cigarettes”
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. ~ Mother Teresa
The only true gift is a portion of yourself.
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. ~ Anne Frank
Everything is me – in me is everything.
Don’t compromise yourself. You are all that you’ve got. ~ Janis Joplin
Razor’s a pain, river’s a damn, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren’t lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live. ~ Girl, Interrupted
I suppose I’d rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not.
Life is not about the amounts of breath you take, it’s abot the moments that take your breath away. ~ Hitch
They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourselves. ~ Andy Warhol
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained. ~ William Blake
The tears come and go but it`s the memories that kill you.
Knowing nothing is better than knowing at all.
It`s never easy to understand why memories hold our hands, but people let go.
You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
Everybody knows somebody that knows something about it.
Why do we push away the guys that want us, but fight so hard for the ones that don`t care?
Change is never easy. You fight to hold on, and you fight to let go.
It`s the things you say you don`t care about that hurt you the most.
Sometimes you have to try not to care no matter how much you really do.
